With time women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies! So we are not heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy! Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief, look at how smart I am! Must be where the term 'smartass' came from!"
You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass it will come and sit on your shoulder.~~Unknown~~
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